You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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