It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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