hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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