i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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