You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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