So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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