I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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