I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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