She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Just high enough for therapy.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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