If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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