Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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