Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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