seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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