our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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