Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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