Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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