one might say we're banned from that church
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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