Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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