My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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