I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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