I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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