Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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