when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize
