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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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