I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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