Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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