$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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