Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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