i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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