He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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