weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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