Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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