You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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