Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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