All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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