did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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