How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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