after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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