Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
