Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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