Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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