the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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