we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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