I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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