Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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