How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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