she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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