some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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