How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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