You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Terrible idea I love it
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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