he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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