Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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