she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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