It's Friday. Sex?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Can I color on your dick again?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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