i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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