Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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