real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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